ahhhhh yes Saturdays are for dads..... ANNND Dad's HATS

buy this T-shirt and we'll take you bowling (you're paying)

THERE'S A FIRE.... (sale)

Ah I hate it when I find a new band and they turn out to stick themselves in the confines of a genre over writing spacey stuff in their bedrooms anyway the edibles just kicked in and Zebra

Gangly bloke in me room is the theme of this one

The best thing about having a tote bag is putting books in it pretending you know how to read

Did you know that the reason people say 'knock on wood' is because the Ancient Greeks noticed that every time lightning struck it would strike an oak tree. They thought this was Zeus striking the trees so whenever they wanted their prayers answered they would knock on those trees so that Zeus would notice them. Mad innit? 

Wear this to your local Halcyon show and we'll give you a free ham sandwich